Dispatch from LA 2-24-06 by Joe Doe
A foot note from the Hollywood Plastic Surgery patients handbook:
I thought I would put this out on the wire since the temperature and humidity outside is about 80 degrees and 20 percent.
There have been no Botox or Silicon user alerts issued in the past week. Inhabitants of the 3 “B’s” Beverly Hills, Bel Air,
and Brentwood have been asked to return their Fox, Mink, and other endangered species outer wear to their closets or some
cases its cage. Shear and thin is in, so put away the Eddie Bauer and Patagonia cold weather outfits. Only a very light
moisturizing cream is required to cover and lubricate those injection sites, that scar tissue, or those sutures. You can continue to show that flesh you’ve paid so much money for and live a little even though its winter! Enjoy
I thought I would put this out on the wire since the temperature and humidity outside is about 80 degrees and 20 percent.
There have been no Botox or Silicon user alerts issued in the past week. Inhabitants of the 3 “B’s” Beverly Hills, Bel Air,
and Brentwood have been asked to return their Fox, Mink, and other endangered species outer wear to their closets or some
cases its cage. Shear and thin is in, so put away the Eddie Bauer and Patagonia cold weather outfits. Only a very light
moisturizing cream is required to cover and lubricate those injection sites, that scar tissue, or those sutures. You can continue to show that flesh you’ve paid so much money for and live a little even though its winter! Enjoy
