Survival tips from Patsy's latest LA visit

Joe Doe
Cellphone calls to sane people
KXLU 88.9 FM
Primal scream therapy while driving up Topanga Canyon Blvd
Skateboarding 22 blocks downhill to Ocean Ave laughing like a lunatic
Stocking up on odd religious knick knacks at Olvera St
Pelicans
Canasta with Mom