Saturday, February 24, 2007

Haiku by JB

Autism

The path becomes clear
Weather the storms together
The apple and tree


California Live Oak

Rain mists at nightfall
Ancient, dark wood gnarled hands
Spring, promise of new buds

Haiku by JB

A cord of three stands
Pictures the strong marriage
Man, Woman, God bonded
(2003)

A cord of three strands
Frayed and unraveled
Lies cold on the floor
(2007)

Monday, February 12, 2007

Patsy Goes to the Barber

My barber is a gorgeous, 30 something, hipster girl.

Barber: I hate the bus.
Patsy: Me too.
Barber: I don't like it because people are always trying to talk to me.
Patsy: Its because you're cute and they want to get to know you.
Barber: But why is it always the ones who are hallucinating and spitting out teeth!?