Patsy Goes to the Barber

My barber is a gorgeous, 30 something, hipster girl.

Barber: I hate the bus.
Patsy: Me too.
Barber: I don't like it because people are always trying to talk to me.
Patsy: Its because you're cute and they want to get to know you.
Barber: But why is it always the ones who are hallucinating and spitting out teeth!?