Dispatch from LA by Joe Doe 4/3/07

We’re holding it down out here on the Southern California moonscape enjoying another dry dusty day of ultraviolet solar flares and skin cancer as the beautiful people of LA’s Westside peel away another layer of papyrus-like skin all in the name of fashion. For the more squeamish of the bunch we still have that spray on sun coat guaranteed to make you look like a relic that just walked out of a museum for the Bronze Age. By the way my sponsor wants me to remind all of my friends up North that skin grafts are half price with a coupon from any Botox purchase made in Los Angeles or Orange County throughout the summer.