Saturday, September 08, 2007

Wisdom from the Great Plains

Laverne on immigration:

“Why are they trying to keep people out of this country? It’s not like the country is full. Ever been to Montana?”

Laverne on procreating in a timely fashion or facing the consequences:

“..and then you’re 38 and by the time you pull your head out of your ass you’re 40.”

Laverne on the mysteries of male anatomy:

“Let’s face it. We don’t own the equipment.”

MB on the delight of attending parades:

“I like to attend the Pride Parade because that’s something you just can’t do in Fargo.”

Patsy’s field technician on eating lunch at 11AM:

“I go out early, I feed early.”